You don't need to register to see oor stuff, but if you dae then you can upload stuff, add comments and post in oor Forum.
Make sure its good stuff ye upload though and nae porn or knocked stuff.
Registration fur oor site is done via oor Forum and you huvty accept the terms & conditions furst. You huv tae be over 18 years auld tae register fur oor site!

We willny sell yer email address to those basturt spammers unless we're skint and needin money for Buckie.
Am only kiddin - we willny give your email address away - honest! We might use it to contact you about site stuff though and mibby send you some shite every noo and again. You can change yer options in yoor Forum settings if you don't want to receive oany oh oor shite.

We're no sellin stuff noo, so nae chance oh us rippin ye aff - the legal sales shite will be shown here if we ever decide to sell stuff again!.
Should we mention that you (aye YOU ya FUD) use this site at yer ain risk, etc, etc blah blah feckin blah?
If yer computer blaws up when using oor site it wisny oor fault so Get It Right Up Ye and don't even think aboot legal action or we'll send the team roon tae boot yer baws.